This is a collection of chapter lists for books in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Heroes of Olympus, The Trials of Apollo series, and the strand-alones.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians[]
The books are told in the first person from Percy's perspective.
The Lightning Thief[]
- I Accidentally Vaporize My Pre-Algebra Teacher
- Three Old Ladies Knit the Socks of Death
- Grover Unexpectedly Loses his Pants
- My Mother Teaches Me Bullfighting
- I Play Pinochle with a Horse
- I Become Supreme Lord of the Bathroom
- My Dinner Goes Up in Smoke
- We Capture a Flag
- I Am Offered a Quest
- I Ruin a Perfectly Good Bus
- We Visit the Garden Gnome Emporium
- We Get Advice from a Poodle
- I Plunge to My Death
- I Become a Known Fugitive
- A God Buys us Cheeseburgers
- We Take a Zebra to Vegas
- We Shop for Water Beds
- Annabeth Does Obedience School
- We Find Out the Truth, Sort Of
- I Battle My Jerk Relative
- I Settle My Tab
- The Prophecy Comes True
- I Kiss Something Ugly (Deleted Chapter)
The Sea of Monsters[]
- My Best Friend Shops for a Wedding Dress
- I Play Dodgeball with Cannibals
- We Hail the Taxi of Eternal Torment
- Tyson Plays with Fire
- I Get a New Cabin Mate
- Demon Pigeons Attack
- I Accept Gifts from a Stranger
- We Board the Princess Andromeda
- I Have the Worst Family Reunion Ever
- We Hitch a Ride with Dead Confederates
- Clarisse Blows Up Everything
- We Check In to C.C.'s Spa & Resort
- Annabeth Tries to Swim Home
- We Meet the Sheep of Doom
- Nobody Gets the Fleece
- I Go Down with the Ship
- We Get a Surprise on Miami Beach
- The Party Ponies Invade
- The Chariot Race Ends with a Bang
- The Fleece Works Its Magic Too Well
The Titan's Curse[]
- My Rescue Operation Goes Very Wrong
- The Vice Principal Gets a Missile Launcher
- Bianca di Angelo Makes a Choice
- Thalia Torches New England
- I Place an Underwater Phone Call
- An Old Dead Friend Comes to Visit
- Everybody Hates Me but the Horse
- I Make a Dangerous Promise
- I Learn How to Grow Zombies
- I Break a Few Rocket Ships
- Grover Gets a Lamborghini
- I Go Snowboarding with a Pig
- We Visit the Junkyard of the Gods
- I Have a Dam Problem
- I Wrestle Santa's Evil Twin
- We Meet the Dragon of Eternal Bad Breath
- I Put on a Few Million Extra Pounds
- A Friend Says Good-bye
- The Gods Vote How to Kill Us
- I Get a New Enemy for Christmas
The Battle of the Labyrinth[]
- I Battle the Cheerleading Squad
- The Underworld Sends Me a Prank Call
- We Play Tag with Scorpions
- Annabeth Breaks the Rules
- Nico Buys Happy Meals for the Dead
- We Meet the God with Two Faces
- Tyson Leads a Jailbreak
- We Visit the Demon Dude Ranch
- I Scoop Poop
- We Play the Game Show of Death
- I Set Myself on Fire
- I Take a Permanent Vacation
- We Hire a New Guide
- My Brother Duels Me to the Death
- We Steal Some Slightly Used Wings
- I Open a Coffin
- The Lost God Speaks
- Grover Causes a Stampede
- The Council Gets Cloven
- My Birthday Party Takes a Dark Turn
The Last Olympian[]
- I Go Cruising With Explosives
- I Meet Some Fishy Relatives
- I Get a Sneak Peek at My Death
- We Burn a Metal Shroud
- I Drive My Dog Into a Tree
- My Cookies Get Scorched
- My Math Teacher Gives Me a Lift
- I Take the Worst Bath Ever
- Two Snakes Save My Life
- I Buy Some New Friends
- We Break a Bridge
- Rachel Makes a Bad Deal
- A Titan Brings Me a Present
- Pigs Fly
- Chiron Throws a Party
- We Get Help from a Thief
- I Sit on the Hot Seat
- My Parents Go Commando
- We Trash the Eternal City
- We Win Fabulous Prizes
- Blackjack Gets Jacked
- I Am Dumped
- We Say Good-bye, Sort Of
The Heroes of Olympus[]
The Lost Hero[]
There are no chapter titles. Each chapter has a name of one of the main characters, the one who is narrating the chapter. The point of view changes, but is told in third person limited, and just follows the person who the chapter is about, taking seniority to the other characters. The chapter names are in Roman Numerals. There are fifty-six chapters alternating in the order of Jason, Piper, Leo every two chapters.
Name | Chapter Numbers |
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Jason | I, II, VII, VIII, XIII, XIV, XIX, XX, XXV, XXVI, XXXI, XXXII, XXXVII, XXXVIII, XLIII, XLIV, XLIX, L, LV, LVI |
Piper | III, IV, IX, X, XV, XVI, XXI, XXII, XXVII, XXVIII, XXXIII, XXXIV, XXXIX, XL, XLV, XLVI, LI, LII |
Leo | V, VI, XI, XII, XVII, XVIII, XXIII, XXIV, XXIX, XXX, XXXV, XXXVI, XLI, XLII, XLVII, XLVIII, LIII, LIV |
The Son of Neptune[]
Like in the previous book, the story is told in third person point of view, alternating between Percy, Hazel, and Frank every four chapters. There is a total of fifty-two chapters.
Name | Chapter Numbers |
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Percy | I, II, III, IV, XIII, XIV, XV, XVI, XXV, XXVI, XXVII, XXVIII, XXXVII, XXXVIII, XXXIX, XL, XLIX, L, LI, LII |
Hazel | V, VI, VII, VIII, XVII, XVIII, XIX, XX, XXIX, XXX, XXXI, XXXII, XLI, XLII, XLIII, XLIV |
Frank | IX, X, XI, XII, XXI, XXII, XXIII, XXIV, XXXIII, XXXIV, XXXV, XXXVI, XLV, XLVI, XLVII, XLVIII |
The Mark of Athena[]
Like in the previous books, there are no chapter titles. The story is told in third person point of view alternating between Annabeth, Leo, Piper, and Percy every four chapters. There is a total of fifty-two chapters.
Name | Chapter Numbers |
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Annabeth | I, II, III, IV, XVII, XVIII, XIX, XX, XXXIII, XXXIV, XXXV, XXXVI, XLIX, L, LI |
Leo | V, VI, VII, VIII, XXI, XXII, XXIII, XXIV, XXXVII, XXXVIII, XXXIX, XL, LII |
Piper | IX, X, XI, XII, XXV, XXVI, XXVII, XXVIII, XLI, XLII, XLIII, XLIV |
Percy | XIII, XIV, XV, XVI, XXIX, XXX, XXXI, XXXII, XLV, XLVI, XLVII, XLVIII |
The House of Hades[]
The story is told in third person point of view and there are no chapter titles. The chapters alternate between Percy, Annabeth, Hazel, Leo, Jason, Frank and Piper. There is a total of seventy-eight chapters.
Name | Chapter Numbers |
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Percy | XIII, XIV, XV, XVI, XXIX, XXX, XXXI, XXXII, XLV, XLVI, XLVII, XLVIII, LXI, LXII, LXIII, LXIV, LXXVII, LXXVIII |
Annabeth | V, VI, VII, VIII, XXI, XXII, XXIII, XXIV, XXXVII, XXXVIII, XXXIX, XL, LIII, LIV, LV, LVI, LXIX, LXX, LXXI, LXXII |
Hazel | I, II, III, IV, XXV, XXVI, XXVII, XXVIII, LXXIII, LXXIV, LXXV, LXXVI, |
Leo | IX, X, XI, XII, XLIX, L, LI, LII, |
Jason | XXXIII, XXXIV, XXXV, XXXVI, LVII, LVIII, LIX, LX |
Frank | XVII, XVIII, XIX, XX, LXV, LXVI, LXVII, LXVIII |
Piper | XLI, XLII, XLIII, XLIV |
The Blood of Olympus[]
The story is told in third person point of view and there are no chapter titles. The chapters alternate between Jason, Nico, Leo, Reyna and Piper. There is a total of fifty-eight chapters.
Name | Chapter Numbers |
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Jason | I, II, III, IV, XXV, XXVI, XXVII, XXVIII, XLIX, L, LI, LII |
Nico | XIII, XIV, XV, XVI, XXIX, XXX, XXXI, XXXII, XLV, XLVI, XLVII, XLVIII, LIII, LIV, LV, LVI |
Leo | IX, X, XI, XII, XXXIII, XXXIV, XXXV, XXXVI, LVIII |
Reyna | V, VI, VII, VIII, XXI, XXII, XXIII, XXIV, XXXVII, XXVIII, XXXIX, XL |
Piper | XVII, XVIII, XIX, XX, XLI, XLII, XLIII, XLIV, LVII |
The Trials of Apollo[]
The books are told in the first person from Apollo's perspective.
The Hidden Oracle[]
- Hoodlums punch my face'/'I would smite them if I could/Mortality blows
- A girl from nowhere/Completes my embarrassment/Stupid bananas
- Used to be goddy/Now uptown feeling shoddy/Bah, haiku don't rhyme
- Casa de Jackson/No gold-plated throne for guests/Seriously dude?
- Seven-layer dip/Chocolate chip cookies in blue/I love this woman
- Aquaman driving/Couldn't possibly be worse/Oh, wait, now it is
- Tag with plague spirits/You're it, and you're infectious/Have fun with that, LOL
- Peaches in combat/I am hanging it up right now/My brain exploded
- A walk through the woods/Voices driving me bonkers/I hate spaghetti
- My bus is in flames/My son is older than me/Please, Zeus, make it stop
- Check your spam folder/The prophecies might be there. No?/ Well, I'm stumped. Bye
- Ode to a hot dog/With bug juice and tater chips/I got nothing, man
- Three-legged death race/Five terrible syllables/Oh, gods. Please not Meg
- You've got to be kid–/Well, crud, what just happened there?/I ran out of syl–
- Practice makes perfect/Ha, ha, ha, I don't think so/Ignore my sobbing
- Tied to McCaffrey/We might end up in Lima/Harley is evil
- Bowling balls of death/Rolling toward my enemies/I'll trade you problems
- The Beast is calling/Tell him I'm not here. Let's hide/Where? In garbage. Natch
- They have gone missing?/No, no, no, no, no, no, no,/ No, et cetera
- Don't paint over gods/ If you're redecorating/ That's, like, common sense
- Up in my business/Always burning Oracles/Romans gonna hate
- Armed to the eyeballs/A combat ukulele/Magic Brazil scarf
- Scale of one to ten/How would you rate your demise?/Thanks for your input
- Breaking my promise/Spectacularly failing/I blame Neil Diamond
- I'm on a roll now/Boiling, burning, throwing up/Lions? Hey, why not?
- Imperators here?/Gag me with a peace symbol/Not groovy, Mama
- I apologize/For pretty much everything/Wow, I'm a good guy
- Parenting advice:/Mamas, don't let your larvae/Grow up to be ants
- Nightmares of torches/And a man in purple clothes/But that's not the worst
- I school McCaffrey/Yo, girl, your stepdad is wack/Why won't she listen?
- Listen to the trees/The trees know what is up, yo/They know all the things
- It takes a Village/People to protect your mind/"Y.M.C.A." Yeah
- Parting is sorrow/Nothing about it is sweet/Don't step on my face
- Uber's got nothing/Lyft is weak. And taxis?/Nah, My ride is da mom
- Buck-naked statue/A Neurotic Colossus/Where art thy undies?
- I love me some plague/When it's on the right arrow/Ka-bam! You dead, bro?
- Hey, look! It's Percy/Least he could do was help out/Taught him everything
- After the sneezing/Healing peeps, passing limericks/Worst God Award? Me
- Want to hit Leo?/That is understandable/Hunk Muffin earned it
The Dark Prophecy[]
- Lester (Apollo) Still human; thanks for asking, Gods, I hate my life
- Headless guys and gals, Not loving the Midwest vibe, Oh, look—a cheese ghost
- My last performance, Some old lady drops the mic, And kills everyone
- No building should be, A secret from Apollo, Or drop bricks on him
- Tell you a story?Or I could just, like, pass out, And twitch on the couch
- Oh, Magic 8 Ball, Epic fail at prophecies, Leo's ear's on fire
- I chopped those onions, With my own ex-godly hands, You'd better eat them
- Lovebirds arguing, Trouble in Elysium? I'll just scrum these plates
- Of course it's a trap, With her, it always is one, Trappy McTrapface
- Scrubbing toilets now, At least there's a great reward, Leftover tofu
- Four beheaded dudes, Are too much for one nightmare, Why me? Sob. Sob. Sob.
- I sing of taters! Chili, sweet potato, blue! Why? Ask my arrow
- Fast-food restaurant, My life goal is realized, Any fries with that?
- Yeah, we got the skills, Fake hexes and shooting feet, Teach you 'bout pancakes
- Drivin' the green train, I'm all like, Choo-choo! Choo-choo! Can't catch me!— Oh, poop!
- Son of a Midas, You, sir, are a stupid-head, Here, have an ostrich
- To the Waystation, Meg McCaffrey eats my bread, I cry godly tears
- My dear Commodus, Commode is named after you, Hail, Toilet Caesar
- Call me Narcissus, Today I'll be your trainer, I'll also kill you
- Pedaling in style, Leg irons are fashionable, Cue the screaming god
- Get me a legion, And about six tons of rocks, Need to kill a snake
- I wax poetic, On the beauty of sewers, Real short poem. Done
- So amaze! Such name! Sssssarah with five s's is, Still two syllablessssss
- Science can be fun, Squirt those toxic chemicals, Anywhere, really
- Big birds are evil, They charge me with razor legs, I die and it hurts
- I tip my hat to, The excellent elephant, Let's be besties, 'kay?
- Destroy me a roof, Bring with wenches with winches, We're so out of here
- Belching stinky smoke, What gene pool did you come from? Wait. What? (Insert scream)
- Carrot-peeling god, Tofu stir-fry is good, but, Needs more ígboyá
- Lester, slap yourself, Oh, for just one night without, Looking like a fool
- Start with a C chord, Not all the keys, Meg. C does, Not stand for Chaos
- Pretty fuzzy cow, So cute, so warm and vicious! Squee! Can I kill him?
- Feeling groovy, I'm, Drowning, freezing, snake surfing, Life is good, Batman!
- Meg takes a solo, Scares away her audience, Good job, McCaffrey
- Man, I hate my son, A real arrogant jerkwad, Nothing like his dad
- Mind your p's and q's, When you are arming bombs or—, SPLAT—trample jelly
- Your favorite fruit? I hope you didn't say grapes, Or apples, or figs
- Waystation damaged, Commodus will pay for this, And I don't take cash
- During this standoff, No flash photography, please, Opps. My bad. Ha-ha
- Shakespeare, don't bring that, Iambic pentameter, Up in my face, yo
- Prophecies don't mix, With Tofurky and biscuits, Just give me dessert
- Pancakes for the road, Need a guide for your journey? Check the tomatoes
The Burning Maze[]
- Once was Apollo/ Now a rat in the Lab’inth/ Send help. And cronuts
- Now I'm a suitcase/ Duct-taped to a satyr's back./ Worst. Morning. Ever.
- Strixes do sucketh/ Yea, verily I tell you/ Much sucking is theirs
- Welcome to my base/ We have rocks, sand, and ruins/ Did I mentions rocks?
- First-aid succulent/ Heal me of my many cuts!/ (But no slime trail, please)
- Random plumes of fire/ Ground squirrels nibble my nerves/ I love the desert
- Family fun packs/ Should be for frozen pizza/ Not for frag grenades
- We blow up some things/ You thought all the things blew up?/ No, we found more things
- Collect call from Horse/ Do you accept the charges?/ Nay-ay-ay-ay-ay
- Cute kid you got there/ With the itty-bitty boots/ And murderous grin
- No touchy the god/ Unless your visions are good/ And you wash your hands
- O, Pinto, Pinto!/ Wherefore art thou puke yellow?/ I'll hide in the back
- Don't move the gas grill/ Meg is still playing with it/ We are so KA-BOOM
- Bedrossian Man/ Bedrossian Man, run as/ Fast as ... yoga pants
- Grover leaves early/ Grover is a smart satyr/ Lester, not so much
- Let's charmspeak battle/ You are ugly and you suck/ The end. Do I win?
- Phil and Don are dead/ Bye-bye, love and happiness/ Hello, headlessness
- Whoa, there, Medea/ Don't be all up in my face/ With your hot granddad
- In my underclothes/ Slathered with grease. Really not/ As fun as it sounds
- O muse, let us now/ Sing in the praise of botanists!/ They do plant stuff. Yay.
- When life gives you seeds/ Plant them in dry rocky soil/ I'm an optimist
- For my school project/ I made this pagan temple/ Monopoly board
- It's a beautiful/ Day in the neighborhood- Wait/ Actually, it's not
- Ah, Santa Barbara!/ Famed for surfing! Fish tacos!/ And crazy Romans!
- All in the same boat/ Wait. Two of us disappeared./ Half in the same boat
- Oh, Florence and Grunk/ La-di-da, something, something/ I'll get back to you
- I can kill you all/ Or I can sing you Joe Walsh/ Really, it's your choice
- Apollo, disguised/ As Apollo, disguised as.../ Nah. Too depressing.
- A horse is a horse/ Of course, of course. and no one/ Can- RUN! HE'LL KILL YOU!
- I'll never leave you/ Love will keep us together/ Or glue. Glue works too
- I give you my heart/ I mean metaphorically/ Put away that knife
- Don't make me do it/ I'm crazy, I'll do it, I'll-/ Ow, that really hurt
- No good news awaits/ I warned you right at the start/ Turn away, reader
- Surfing accident/ My new euphemism for/ Worst evening ever
- If you give a pan-/ dos a ukelele, he/ Will want lessons. DON'T.
- A suspended fourth/ The kind of chord you play just/ Before suddenly-
- Want to play a game?/ It's easy. You take a guess./ Then you burn to death.
- I sing to myself!/ Though Apollo is cooler/ Like way, way cooler
- Noble sacrifice/ I'll protect you from the flames/ Wow, I'm a good guy
- Congratulations/ You finished the word puzzle/ You win... enemies
- Meg sings. It's over./ Everybody just go home/ We are so roasted
- You want prophecy?/ I'll drop some nonsense on you/ Eat my gibberish!
- Favorite chapter/ Because only one bad death/ That is just messed up
- Ha-ha-ha, dryads?/ That's straight from the horse's mouth/ Good-bye, Mr. Horse
- Desert flowers bloom/ Sunset rain sweetens the air/ Time for a game show!
- Second prize: Road trip/ With Bon Jovi on cassette/ First prize: Please, don't ask
- In-flight beverages/ Include the tears of a god/ Please have exact change
The Tyrant's Tomb[]
- There is no food here/ Meg ate all the Swedish fish/ Please get off my hearse
- Dude, this isn't cool/ Dude just tried to eat my dude/ That's my dead dude, dude
- I cannot chew gum/ And run with a coffin at/ The same time. Sue me.
- Ukulele song?/ No need to remove my guts/ A simple “no” works
- Hi, everybody,/ Here’s a little tune I call/ “All the Ways I Suck
- Sailing north to war/ With my Shirley Temple and/ Three cherries. Fear me.
- Nice stroll into town/ Happy birthday to Lester/ Here’s some gift-wrapped pain
- Tattoos! Get yours now!/ Free, wherever books are sold/ Also, a large cat
- Dearly beloved,/ We are gathered here because/ Hera stinks. Amen
- Sing it with me: Who’s/ Afraid of the Big Good Wolf?/ Me. That would be me.
- Dirt and bubble gum/ Lavinia brought enough/ For the whole senate
- I now have a plan/ To make a plan concerning/ The plan for my plan
- Romance disaster/ I’m poison for guys and gals/ You wanna hang out?
- Reluctant arrow/ Grant me this boon: permission/ To skedaddleth
- Nightmare carousel/ Totally let your kids ride/ I’m sure they’ll be fine
- Meet the new Tarquin/ Same as the old Tarquin, but/ With a lot less flesh
- Meg, don’t you dare—MEG!/ Or you could just get us killed/ Yeah, sure, that works, too
- Cooking with Pranjal/ Chickweed and unicorn horn/ Slow-basted zombie
- O book, what’s my fate/ What is the secret of life?/ See appendix F
- Hamster ball of death/ Spare me your fiery doom/ I’m not feeling it
- See this right here, kids?/ This is how you don’t do it/ Questions? Class dismissed?
- I sing of dead plants/ And heroic shrubberies/ Inspiring stuff
- In my pickup truck/ With my dogs and my weapons/ And this fool, Lester
- Stick my godly face/ Where it doesn’t belong and—/ Venus, I hate you
- Frozen in terror/ Like a god in the headlights/ Why U speeding up?
- I’d like to sing a/ Classic for you now. Thank you./ Please stop stabbing me.
- Let’s play guess the god./ Starts with H. Wants to kill me./ (Besides my stepmom.)
- We all need the hand/ On our shoulder sometimes so/ We can chew through steel
- Ever heard the phrase/ “The silence is deafening”?/ Yeah, that’s a real thing
- A voice and a shh./ I have seen stranger couples./ Wait. No, I haven’t
- O, blood moon rising/ take a rain check on doomsday/ I’m stuck in traffic
- We have a special/ Today on slightly used trucks. Thanks, Target shoppers
- Welcome to the war/ We hope you enjoy your death/ Please come again soon!
- O insert name here/ Please hear us and fill in blank/ What is this, Mad Libs?
- Such a deal for you/ Two-for-one single combat/ Kill us both for free!
- Not again. My hear./ How many syllables is/ “Total hopelessness”?
- I didn’t do it./ Explosion? I don’t know her./ Probably Greg’s fault.
- Got two words for you:/ Swiss Army unicorns, man!/ Okay, that’s four words.
- Captain Underpants/ Does not appear in this book/ Copyright issues
- Stop making me cry/ Or buy me some new tear ducts/ My old ones broke down
- If you hate me, fine/ Just don’t hit me in the gut/ Or, well, anywhere
- Life is uncertain/ Accept presents, and always/ Eat your birthday cake
- Our great opening! Win a free Inferno trip!/ And take a cupcake!
The Tower of Nero[]
- Two-headed snake dude/ Jamming up my quiet ride./ Also, Meg's shoes stink.
- Pastries for dinner?/ Your fave Lester could never./ Got to pee. Later.
- Arrow of wisdom,/ Hook me up with a hideout./ No, not that one. NO!
- This child is too cute./ Please, no more adorable./ Whoops. My heart just broke.
- No swearing at the/ Table? Then don't talk about/ That #@$%-@&* Nero.
- Bye, Luguselwa./ Don't forget to write if you/ Ever hit the ground.
- Chariot of dam-/ nation, why stoppest thou here?/ I don't use your app.
- I am Mr. A./ I am here to fix toilets/ And also pass out.
- Breakfast is the meal/ With pancakes and burnt yogurt/ And insanity.
- Huevos rancheros/ Do not go with prophecies,/ Much like happiness.
- I apologize/ To my arrow, and undies,/ And, well, everything.
- Billionaire's warehouse./ Grab your chocolate drink quickly,/ The cows are watching.
- There is no blueprint/ For taking down emperors./ Wait. Rachel has one.
- I fall in a hole/ And choke on my own anger./ I am a cow. Moo.
- It's raining red cows,/ But I don't care. I'm singing,/ Singing in the cows!
- Will Solace, healer,/ The hero we don't deserve,/ He has Kit Kat bars.
- Speak to me of soup./ Let it be savoury broth/ With a hint of skink.
- Our special tonight:/ A lovely braised Apollo/ Under a Mets hat
- Flow on, River Ouch!/ Take me — ouch! — away from — ouch!/ Blessed River — ouch!
- Have you had your lunch?/ This part is not good to read/ If you've just eaten.
- Fear the comfy couch./ Fear the jailer's fruit platter/ And shiny toilet.
- I will go to sleep/ To save everyone I love./ Don't thank me. It's cool.
- Dream chariot, go!/ Out of my way, I'm a god!/ Honk, honk. Beep, beep. Zoom.
- Fie upon Nero,/ Who wants not my arrow's speech!/ (I can relate, though.)
- Beware, tech support!/ Don't press the naughty button!/ Welp. Now you did it.
- Tower of fun times./ Giggle with me as we climb./ For Meg! Glory! Hats!
- Can't fight in person?/ We can videoconference./ I'll kill you online.
- Signs of the end times:/ Torches, rolling grapes, neck beards./ Meg gets cleaned up nice.
- When you're burning trees/ And it's allergy season,/ Expect some sniffles.
- Stayin' alive is/ Really hard when you're always/ Trying to kill me.
- Godly tug-of-war/ Not recommended for kids./ Or Lesters, either.
- The final push, fam./ Not throwing away my shot./ Wait. Where is my shot?
- Seriously, guys,/ I know my shot was right here./ Help me look for it.
- Found my shot. Took it./ Forgot I was tied to it./ Down I go. Bye-bye.
- Hanging with my peeps,/ Hanging by my fingertips,/ It's the same, really.
- Hooray! Yippee! Yay!/ Apollo is in the house./ Hold your applause, please.
- Burnt marshmallow bliss,/ Pinochle, and strawberries./ Love you, Camp Half-Blood.
- Carrots and muffins,/ Sally's fresh-baked blue cookies./ I am so hungry.
- Two hundred and ten/Is a lot of haiku, but/ I can do more if-/ (*insert the sound of a god being strangled here*)
The Sun and the Star: A Nico di Angelo Adventure[]
The book consists of fifty-one unnamed chapters told in the third person from Nico and Will's perspectives. Most of the book is told from Nico's perspective. At some points in the book, the point of view shifts during chapters.
The Chalice of the Gods[]
- I Get Flushed
- My Dad Helps Out* (*No Actual Helping Occurs)
- We Complain about Quests and Decorative Gourds
- I Take a Himbo for Smoothies
- Everybody Hates Ganymede Because He's So Pretty
- Because Licorice
- Big Shocker: I Offend a Goddess
- I Want My Mommy
- The Chickens Draw First Blood
- My Singing Makes Things Worse, and Everyone Is Totally Shocked
- We Win Zero Prize Tickets
- Ganymede Gets Me a Refill
- We Look for Dead Stuff at the Farmer's Market
- Iris Gives Me a Stick
- Yonkers!
- Grover Busts Out the Snake Songs
- I Meet the Man Bun of Doom
- Annabeth Conquers All with Herbal Tea
- I Taste the Rainbow and It's Pretty Nasty
- Iris Takes Venmo
- I Offer Relationship Advice. No, Seriously. Why Are You Laughing?
- I Get a Cupcake and a Surprise
- Ganymede Explodes All the Beverages
- I Brush My Teeth (in the Most Heroic Way Possible)
- I Meet the Goblet Ganker
- I Negotiate the Terms of My Disintegration
- My Dying Words Are Super Embarrassing
- It Starts Raining Toys
- I Teeter on the Precipice of Mount Brunch
- I Infiltrate the Lair of Lightning God 3000
- I Face a Dangerous Predator Who Is Possibly My Future Mother-in-Law
- Grover Eats My Leftovers
- One More Jolly Rancher for Old Times' Sake
- I Write the Worst Letter Ever, Delete, Delete
- Pretty Much the Best Good-Night Kiss Ever